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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-18-2019, 02:17 PM Thread Starter
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While enjoying their evening cocktails, the wife asks her husband, in very seductive voice, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No," said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill. He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.

She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"

"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her panties.....and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

"Now," she said, "have you ever seen Fifty Thousand Dollars all crumpled up?"

He said, "No..."

She said, "Check the garage."
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Thank Gawd that nothing in our garage is worth $50K...could crumple both the '09 Bullitt and the '16 Camry and still not be close.
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perhaps only we old goats appreciated the joke? Not politically correct enough? Too sexist? Yeah, that must be it. You know, sexism hurts everyone...especially broads.
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perhaps only we old goats appreciated the joke? Not politically correct enough? Too sexist? Yeah, that must be it. You know, sexism hurts everyone...especially broads.
We're just a bunch of shameless old geezers who think it's fun to grab 'em by the... well, you know what I mean. I don't want to say I'm old, but I remember when airliners had "stewardesses" that wore mini-skirts and served up beer and little bottles of whiskey. And when they bent over, they knew exactly what they were doing. Ahhhh, the good old days!





And with that big jug of beer, you also got....
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Ever get the idea that you don't really belong in todays backassward world? I do..
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Ever get the idea that you don't really belong in todays backassward world? I do..
In truck driver talk, 'That's a big 10-4!'
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