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Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.

Most men don't want to reach for the good ones
because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt<O:p</O:p

Instead, they sometimes take the apples from
the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong
with them, when in reality, they're amazing.<O:p</O:p

They just have to wait for the right person
to come along, the one who is brave enough
to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine.
They begin as grapes, and it's up to women
to stomp the [email protected]#$t out of them
until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with.<O:p</O:p

The joke area has been kind of thin as of late so I had to add a few this week.


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