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When Chuck Norris gets drunk he doesn't throw up...he throws down!

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What do you do if you walk in to your house and find Chuck Norris in bed with your wife?

Get him a towel and a glass of water.
 

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based upon a true story. Once, Chuck Norris swallowed a turtle, and when he crapped it out, it had grown six feet tall, and learned six forms of karate...



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# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

# Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

# Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

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-Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany-


-Chuck Norris Sweats Pure Scotch-


-The dinosaurs looked at Chuck wrong......ONCE-


-Chuck Norris Tears cure AIDS/CANCER, too bad he never cries-
 

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In case you didnt know...Chuck has a web site an i understand he monitors all communication on earth...so be very careful what you say :D
 

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# Chuck Norris monitors IMBOC and that's why R. Sterbins no longer posts here.

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