[TXBullitt]

I arrived at work yesterday and can now say that I've probably seen everything automotive. Sitting in the parking garage was a white, 4 dr. Dodge Neon ricer complete with obligatory coffee can and overdone ground effects. All that was missing was a Dodge R/T sticker.

 

[JayP]

That's nuthin'...
How about a Hyundai hatchback with 'touring car' rear wing, yellow painted drum brakes, fake slotted disks and 4" dia tach on the dash.

Maybe its the water in Texas... or lack of...

 

[War_Hawk]

lol yeah i hear you guys, i have this chick up the street from me that has a riced out civic. So the other day driving to my buddy's house I saw her on the road and i made sure that threw the car into a lower gear (just so she can hear what a real car sounds like) :grin: .
--War Hawk

 

[anumis]

Check out this site, this guy really knows how to make fun of RICE.
http://www.riceboypage.com

anumis

 

[TXBullitt]

The Neon was bad enough. No. 738 showed a black Civic sporting NSX badges what real HP and torque is all about.

Badges and coffee cans don't make the man.

 

[merc50]

if ya think that is bad my buddy just got his ass handed to him by a neon.....turning a 9.20 1/4mi my friend runs a 12oohp 9.90 viper gts. he was rather embarrased

 

[TXBullitt]

Obviously, the 9.2 Neon was not exactly stock with typical ricer mods.