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Latest Security News out of Ford Motor Co:
Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4 terrorists have been operating at the Ford Sharonville Plant. Sharonville Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been
detained.
Ford security stated that the terrorists Bin Sleepin, Bin Drinkin and Bin Fightin have been arrested on immigration issues. The Police advise further that they can find
no one fitting the description of the fourth cell member, Bin Workin, in the area.
Police are confident that anyone who looks like Bin Workin will be very easy to spot in the building.
PS: I can't take credit for this. Somebody at work sent it to me. Had to share it with you once I picked myself up off the floor.
John
Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4 terrorists have been operating at the Ford Sharonville Plant. Sharonville Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been
detained.
Ford security stated that the terrorists Bin Sleepin, Bin Drinkin and Bin Fightin have been arrested on immigration issues. The Police advise further that they can find
no one fitting the description of the fourth cell member, Bin Workin, in the area.
Police are confident that anyone who looks like Bin Workin will be very easy to spot in the building.
PS: I can't take credit for this. Somebody at work sent it to me. Had to share it with you once I picked myself up off the floor.
John