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The Funeral

Joe died, leaving a will that provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral.
As the last of the visitors departed the affair, his wife, Helen, turned
to her
oldest friend and said, "Well, I'm sure Joe would be pleased."
"I'm sure you're right," replied friend Jody, who then lowered her voice
and then leaned in close, "How much did this really cost?"
"All of it," said Helen. "Thirty thousand."
"No!" Jody exclaimed. "I mean, it was very nice, but $30,000?"
Helen replied, "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the church.
The
wake, food and drinks were another $500. The rest went for the Memorial
Stone."
Jody computed quickly. "$22,500 for a Memorial Stone? My God, how big is
it?
"Two and a half carats."
 

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that's a good one !!

speaking of tomb stones, I was taking my mom to visit my dad's grave site he is buried at Jefferson Barracks National Memorial Cemetery (WW II Vet) in St. Louis. As I was opening the trunk to get the wheel chair for my mom I noticed a tomb stone, At the bottom of the stone most will say loving husband, father and grandfather. Well, this guy had a great since of humor his read.......Thanks for stopping by...:lol:
 
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