wow...poor bastid didn't even have time to holler "Oh Sheet!". Yes, we never know. It can be lights out in any second.
What I want to know is what language is it that describes the crash as, " My lat turn green, goes a' lye boom --- an' de truck jus' came over de overpass hit de ground went up into flames." Swalhili? Yoruba? Fula? Oromo? Hausa? Early Southern Plantation? Boy in da hood? What language?wow...poor bastid didn't even have time to holler "Oh Sheet!". Yes, we never know. It can be lights out in any second.
Browns in the Superbowl? Or is it Super Bowl? Hmmm... Anyway, that's about as funny as a screen door on a submarine.So..the honeymoon is over? Hey, you'll love it when the Browns win the superbowl...
I dunno. While the Browns have dillied and dallied and run thought 32 quarterbacks and an untold number of players that were hyped to be the greatest thing since the beginning of football, then fell flat, that Pittsburg team we just played calmly went to 6 Super Bowls and won them all. So there's that. The Browns have always been famous for making completely boneheaded moves. Like our current suspended quarterback, DeShaun "Grabby Hands" Watson, for example. And my personal favorite was when they passed on drafting Ben Roethlisberger and instead drafted Kellen Winslow Jr. I guess they were dazzled by the name, but believe me, this guy was NOT his dad. In fact, the first thing he did after being drafted was hop on a motorcycle and pretend he was Evel Knievel. His crash put him out of commission for the entire first season. And, when he finally did improve enough to play he sucked canal water all the way from Cleveland to Toledo! And Big Ben? Oh, he went on to win a lot of those Super Bowls I mentioned. Hey, it's what the Browns do.Okay, Super bowl it is. C'mon, you can fess up...for the Browns to win it is your dream...yours and a few hundred thousand other Cleveland fans, that is. Maybe they will someday...and it's perfectly fine to root for the underdog.
Alas, perhaps this Keith McCready (playing "Grady Seasons") line in the color of money sums it up well...dreams can become:
The Color of Money - "It's like a nightmare, isn't it?" - YouTube
In real life, Keith was a hellofa player..here's a fuzzy video of him playing in the '93 L.A. open vs. Mike "Captn' Hook) Sigel. Do NOT try to emulate Keith's weird sidearm stroke...it's a left over from when he was too short to lean over the table... I just found this. Fuzzy focus and all, think I'll go watch. Sigel was the best in the USA back then....
1993 LA Open Keith McCready vs Mike Sigel Part 1 of 4 - YouTube
Well, the Beavers are what they are. Hey, I remember things being so bleak here in Cleveland that people actually cheered when they made a first down! Well, some cheered. Others actually wore paper sacks over their heads.Well, while we're waiting. Not unexpectedly, the Beavers lost and the Ducks won. But I was surprised. Either the Beavers are a lot better than I thought or the Trojans #7 ranking was a bunch of barnyard caca. It was a very close game. A thriller in Corn Valley.
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