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Best Bullitt at nationals 05,10and 2013
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A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have
you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip
to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers,
who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone,
but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily
tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped
out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back
off!! Or I'll kick the s**t out of all of you!"

St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

"Just a couple of minutes ago," the man said.
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