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A small Alabama Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare
species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who
was a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon
examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem:
the gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was
no male gorilla available.
Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator
thought of Eddie, a
redneck part-time intern, who was responsible for cleaning
the animals'
cages. Eddie, like most rednecks, had little sense, but
possessed ample
ability to satisfy a female of any species. The park
administrator thought
they might have a solution.
So, Eddie was approached with a proposition: Would he be
willing to mate
with the gorilla for $500.00? Eddie showed some interest,
but said he'd have to think the matter over carefully. The
following day, Eddie announced that he would accept their
offer, but only under four conditions:
"First," he said, "I don't wanna have to kiss her on the
lips." The park administrator quickly agreed to this
condition.
"Second," Eddie said, "you mustn't never tell anyone about
this." The park administrator again readily agreed to this
condition, as well.
"Third," Eddie said, "I want all the offspring to be
raised Southern Baptist." Once again, the administrator
agreed.
"And fourth," Eddie stated, "ya'll gotta give me another
week to come up with that $500.00."
 
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