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Sleeping Beauty said: "I believe myself to be the
most beautiful girl in the world"

Tom Thumb said: "I must be the smallest person in
the world."

The Hunchback of Notre Dame said: "I absolutely have
to be the ugliest person in the world."

They all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World
Records to have their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking
deliriously happy: "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the
world."

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphantly: "I am
now officially the smallest person in the world."

Sometime later, the Hunchback of Notre Dame comes
out looking utterly confused and says: ............. drum roll please...

"Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell?"
 
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