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A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have

his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said

he didn't live far and would just walk home.

On the way home he stopped at the hardware store

and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the

feedstore and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose.

However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem -

how to carry his entire purchases home.

While he was scratching his head he was approached

by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can

you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?" The farmer

said, "Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to

that house. I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot."

The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the can

of paint in the bucket Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken

under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"

"Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to

walk the old girl home.

On the way he says "Let's take my short cut and go

down this alley. We'll be there in no time."

The little old lady looked him over cautiously then

said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How

do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up

against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with

me?"

The farmer said, "Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a

bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the

world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do

that?"

The old lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover

him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket , and I'll

hold the chickens.":surprised
 
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