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A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have
his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said
he didn't live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store
and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the
feedstore and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose.
However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem -
how to carry his entire purchases home.
While he was scratching his head he was approached
by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can
you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?" The farmer
said, "Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to
that house. I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot."
The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the can
of paint in the bucket Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken
under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"
"Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to
walk the old girl home.
On the way he says "Let's take my short cut and go
down this alley. We'll be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then
said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How
do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up
against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with
me?"
The farmer said, "Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a
bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the
world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do
that?"
The old lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover
him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket , and I'll
hold the chickens.":surprised
his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said
he didn't live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store
and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the
feedstore and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose.
However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem -
how to carry his entire purchases home.
While he was scratching his head he was approached
by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can
you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?" The farmer
said, "Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to
that house. I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot."
The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the can
of paint in the bucket Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken
under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"
"Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to
walk the old girl home.
On the way he says "Let's take my short cut and go
down this alley. We'll be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then
said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How
do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up
against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with
me?"
The farmer said, "Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a
bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the
world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do
that?"
The old lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover
him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket , and I'll
hold the chickens.":surprised
