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Plagiarized from Mod Depot:

Here's the top 17 country songs of all time:

17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

16. It's Hard To Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

14. If The Phone Don't Ring,You'll Know It's Me

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better

10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison Now

6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him

5. She Got The Ring and I Got the Finger

4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Were Pure

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

And the Number One Country Song ---

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few
 

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You know, I absolutely LOATHE country music, but there was a song, a real song that was about his woman leaving and he was fishing or something. "I'm gonna miss her, when I get home...Oh, looky there, I've got a bite" or something like that. Anyway, that is probably the only country sound that I really like!

edit: Brad Paisley, if anyone cares. Even if you don't like country, you should hear this song!

http://www.lyrics007.com/Brad%20Paisley%20Lyrics/I'm%20Gonna%20Miss%20Her%20Lyrics.html
 

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I still like #11.
 

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MustangMarkus said:
You know, I absolutely LOATHE country music,
http://www.lyrics007.com/Brad%20Paisley%20Lyrics/I'm%20Gonna%20Miss%20Her%20Lyrics.html
I'm with you but I think rap is worse. At least I can laugh at the Country songs I hear. I love it when I gripe about rap and someone says "Oh, you should listen to Tupac and you'll change your mind." I did listen to Tupac, about 3 "songs" and couldn't change the cd fast enough.
 
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