Mustang Bullitt Forum banner

1 - 3 of 3 Posts

·
Premium Member
Joined
·
2,330 Posts
Discussion Starter #1
A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"

The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."

The trucker replies, "Listen Darlin, I ain't horny. I'm homesick.
 
1 - 3 of 3 Posts
Top