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Dogs agree that sometimes you have to raise your voice to get your point across. :lol:
 

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Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

Dogs miss you when you're gone.

You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.

Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.

Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with.

Dogs don't criticize your friends.

Dogs admit when they're jealous.

Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and then never laugh at how you throw).

Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together.

Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.

You can train a dog.

Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.

You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.

Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.

The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK, the *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives it to you.)

Dogs understand what "no" means.

Dogs don't need therapy to undo their bad socialization.

Dogs don't make a practice of killing their own species.

Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.

Dogs think you are a culinary genius.

You can house train a dog.

You can force a dog to take a bath.

Dogs don't correct your stories.

Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.

Dogs aren't threatened by a woman with short hair.

Dogs aren't threatened by two women with short hair.

Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.

Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake.

Dogs admit it when they're lost.

Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.

Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.

Dogs take care of their own needs.

Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.

Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

Dogs are nice to your relatives.

(Okay, I admit it, I looked it up. I'm going, I'm going...) :lol:

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:eek: I just realized something... you said "Okay, GIRLS!" :eek: Well, Mark, you wear the dress and I'll put on the pedal pushers. :lol:
 

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StvMcQueen said:
:eek: I just realized something... you said "Okay, GIRLS!" :eek: Well, Mark, you wear the dress and I'll put on the pedal pushers. :lol:
Oh yeah, I can see THAT now! :lol:

All of those are true Jim, of dogs, I agree. They don't complain if their dinner is late either. You can train a dog tricks in no time but it takes a very long time to train a man. :lol:
 

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Oh yeah, I can see THAT now! :lol:

All of those are true Jim, of dogs, I agree. They don't complain if their dinner is late either. You can train a dog tricks in no time but it takes a very long time to train a man. :lol:
Hmm, would you be willing to train me? I'd be obedient and faithful. (pant, pant) :lol:
 

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I could imagine that you have a few tricks up your sleeve of your own. Maybe YOU could teach ME a few of YOUR tricks, eh, older and wiser man? :lol:
 

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TwoStangWmn said:
I could imagine that you have a few tricks up your sleeve of your own. Maybe YOU could teach ME a few of YOUR tricks, eh, older and wiser man? :lol:
Hmmm, it could be a joint learning experience now, couldn't it? :lol:
 
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