how dirty you want them?? I had a few a week or so back.

 

Collin, I don't know if this is of any help or not but I know a "Jodie" Brown. :grin:

 

Dirty's cool by me.

Most of the instructors at the Cincinnati Police Academy are former military. If I volunteer to spout out a dirty one and I get slammed then so be it. :lol:

 

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Collin, I don't know if this is of any help or not but I know a "Jodie" Brown. :grin:
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Hey Vicki, I know a "Jodie" Foster but that is neither here nor there. :lol:

 

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Dirty's cool by me.

Most of the instructors at the Cincinnati Police Academy are former military. If I volunteer to spout out a dirty one and I get slammed then so be it. :lol:
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If they are *really* dirty, PM them to Collin don't post them.



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Mike, so what constitutes *really* dirty? :lol:

 

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Would you want your kid to see it on IMBOC?

Mudpie cadence is prolly okay. :wink:

 

Py, Here is one that I remember off the top of my head which you can change to meet your needs.

Ah....talkin to my daddy on his dying bed.
Looked up at me...this is what he said.

When I came out of my mothers womb.
Found myself in the delivery room.

All....bloody and wet I repelled to the floor.
Cut the umbillical and crawled to the door.

Camouflage diaper, black baby shoes.
Butter knife sword, and baby dress blues.

Humvee stroller, tri-cycle tank.
Three colored diaper pins...for my rank.

Crusin the ward like a good Marine should.
Little baby jar-head... a' lookin good.

Marking time to sounds of hell.
I keep on marching down the hall.

I hear a woman screamin and crying like heck.
Walked right in and called attention on deck.

I said...listen up bitch, I'm in command.
All this crying and snivilin I will NOT stand.

She said Aye Aye sir, and I had it made.
I was comanding officer of the baby bridgade.

(then you just finish out with the one two..three four...one two ...three four and enter into the next one)

 

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Would you want your kid to see it on IMBOC?

Mudpie cadence is prolly okay. :wink:

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Well heck yeah...both kids are going to the the U.S. Naval Academy so they better get used to the lingo...oh yeah, what the heck is "mudpie" cadence...sounds like some wimpy chair force lingo. :lol:

 

Bullitt1853...

That's a good one.

I'll be putting it to memory. :smile:

Thank you.

Semper Fi :bigguns:

~Collin

 

http://www.goarmy.com/basic/week03/week03.htm

there is a cadence jukebox on the lower right.. click away...

 

try this one ...

www.militaryrecordings.com

 

Don't believe all that you hear or read. I just skimed through the "recon marine" cadences and we never did any of those. Honestly, you don't do much cadence calling in recon unless it is an admin run to impress the other units. Recon just runs, far, fast and long...no cadence.

 

Not to throw the race card in...but have you ever noticed how white people just suck for the most part at cadence? I can only think of one white guy who was any good. Ah well, just another defiency that I have to over come.

 

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Don't believe all that you hear or read. I just skimed through the "recon marine" cadences and we never did any of those. Honestly, you don't do much cadence calling in recon unless it is an admin run to impress the other units. Recon just runs, far, fast and long...no cadence.

</BLOCKQUOTE></FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD><HR></TD></TR></TABLE>i agree... cadences mess up your breathing on long runs. me personally (no rythm) never called cadence much. routestep march was my favorite while marching, and when running, i usually stuck to interval type runs and ability groups to avoid cadence calls. esprit de corps runs always have a ton of cadence..

 

Anyone remember the one from Eastwood's "Heartbreak Ridge?"

Model A Ford and a tank-full of gas.

Model A Ford and a tank-full of gas.

Hand full of **** and a mouth full of ***.

Hand full of **** and a mouth full of ***.


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In college, I was in AFROTC. I guess we didn't have any good ones of our own, since this is the one that sticks in my mind:

C-130 rolling down the strip,
Airborne daddy gonna take a little trip.
Jump up, buckle up, shuffle to the door
Jump right out and count to four.

If that chute don't open wide,
I've got another one by my side.
And if that chute don't open 'round,
I'll be the first one on the ground. :grin:

 

I hate to punk that one out...but it sucks. That is the universal armed forces cadence which is changed for which ever service you are in. In fact I almost can't stand to hear it anymore (and I had to sing it for several years). Ok..so I will give another one that is from Recon...again, there really are not a lot which are recon specific but this one is. This is done very slowly to a rythmic shuffle step dragging out each word to several shuffles with intonation on the first and last syllable.

I...can climb higher than spiderman...
I say..I can climb higher than spiderman...
I am R...E...C...O...N.
I say...I am Recon...


I can fly higher than superman...
I say...I can fly higher than superman.
I can climb higher than spiderman.
I am R...E...C...O...N.
I say...I am Recon...

I can swim deeper than aqua-man
I say...I can swim deeper than aqua-man
I can climb higher than spiderman
I can fly higher than super man.
I am R...E...C...O...N.
I say...I am Recon...

We are Recon
ah.....whose the best.[in chorus "Recon"]...f*** the rest.[ah.. RECON]

...We are Recon...We climb higher than spiderman...[f*** the rest]...we fly higher than super man.[RECON]..f*** the rest.[RECON]..we swim deeper than aqua-man.[RECON]..We are RECON.

I said we are recon...[5th Force] [insert name of company] ahh..recon..here we go...a little run... etc.

I still remember quite a few so I will post them occassionally until you get enough to satisfy your desire to run :smile:

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What?

That's a USMC cadence?

I hope you're joking...

Damn.

:smile:

 

Hey, we used to belch out the one that 99 CVPI (Greg) spouted...I remember that one now. :smile:

 

Tim, thanks for those links.

I was listening to them today and yesterday...good stuff. :smile:

~Collin

 

PY...

Well...I should say "I was told it was" and I would say yes it probably was...either that or UDT...because we and the SEALs are the only units (beside maybe Delta and SF) that are amphibious/jump and mountain certified via our MOS requirements.

There is of course a debate than ANYONE could use it. I am only saying that 5th Force is where I heard it at first. I didn't ever hear it before I was in RIP.

I know now...that many cadences like "side stroke back stroke swim to the shore" IS a recon/SEAL cadence because it alludes to finning in via OTH swims. Regular Marines don't fin...that is reserved for scout swimmers/recon...and/or SEALs...but I learned that cadence when I was in bootcamp. They forgot to mention that it wasn't just a Marine cadence...until I got to Recon and found out that many of the cadences have words/phrases, in them, that are specific to the Recon Mission and NOT the regular infantry units. Just an ephiphany I found out.

By the way...why didn't the language filter cut some of that out? Now I feel silly :smile:

 

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Tim, thanks for those links.

I was listening to them today and yesterday...good stuff. :smile:

~Collin

</BLOCKQUOTE></FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD><HR></TD></TR></TABLE>no problem! what did you think of the ******* bud pic? did you want just doubletime cadences?

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...so if you know any "jodies" please post them here. ~Collin
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PY - On the Simpsons the other night, Principal Skinner re-enlisted in the Army and was a DI. Here's the jodie from the episode:

Men: [jogging]
"I knew a woman in Paris, France.
Had a big hole in her underpants" --
Skinner: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Where did you pick up that filth?
Recruit: We heard Sergeant Clarke's company singing it, Sir!
Skinner: Yes, well there will be no smut in my company. You're in this man's army to learn!
Men: [jogging]
"I don't know, but I've been told.
The parthenon is mighty old."
Skinner:
How old?
Men:
We don't know.
Skinner: That's real good, but needs improvement.